Forsaking a beloved list for element of mystery

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“it is not uncommon for me to spend a great deal of time constructing the perfect grocery list, arranging items in order of farthest away from the freezer section and eventually working my way up to the front of the store so that my frozen foods spend as little time outside of the freezer as possible and other impressively logical arrangements, but then misplacing it somewhere between the front door and my car.”

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