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This being our 2012 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 19:14:24 +0000

Hey folks! Welcome to the 7th edition of The Grocery List Collection’s annual holiday gift guide. Good stuff for geeky people.

For the hungry gadget freak (we recommend this every year)

4-slot Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Make delicious egg-and-muffin sandwiches at home in about four minutes with this multi-function toaster. The appliance can toast up to four slices of bread, English muffins, bagels, or croissants, while it simultaneously steam-poaches eggs and warms pre-cooked meat. It can also hard- or soft-boil up to eight eggs at a time thanks to the included egg basket. In addition to heating up pre-cooked meat, the two included meat trays can be used to heat slices of tomato or pineapple to accompany toast or a breakfast sandwich — the options are endless.” Also available as a 2-slot. (4 slice: $98.99 / 2 slice: $53.56)

For the They Might Be Giants fan

TMBG Brand New Holiday Bundle | “For many years They Might Be Giants has had a holiday tradition of bundling together TMBG merchandise and offering it at near-impossible savings. This year we set out to make it extra awesome with a bundle of ALL NEW STUFF! Through November 19 (or until we hit 2500 orders) the 2012 Holiday bundle — a $90 value — will be available for just $45 plus shipping. That’s 50% off! Give it as a gift and surprise a friend, delight your family or just TREAT YOURSELF!” ($45.00)

For the meathead

Steak Button Thermometers, set of 4 | “Rare? Medium? Well-done? Use these inventive little steak thermometers in the oven or on the grill to determine your desired degree of doneness. Take the guesswork out of getting the perfect rare, medium and well-done by using these inventive little steak thermometers in the oven or on the grill to easily determine your desired degree of doneness. Stainless steel and glass. Wipes clean.” ($19.95)

For anyone even remotely creative or desiring to be

Steal Like an Artist | “You don’t need to be a genius, you just need to be yourself. That’s the message from Austin Kleon, a young writer and artist who knows that creativity is everywhere, creativity is for everyone. A manifesto for the digital age, Steal Like an Artist is a guide whose positive message, graphic look and illustrations, exercises, and examples will put readers directly in touch with their artistic side. When Mr. Kleon was asked to address college students in upstate New York, he shaped his speech around the ten things he wished someone had told him when he was starting out. The talk went viral, and its author dug deeper into his own ideas to create Steal Like an Artist, the book. The result is inspiring, hip, original, practical, and entertaining. And filled with new truths about creativity: Nothing is original, so embrace influence, col- lect ideas, and remix and re-imagine to discover your own path. Follow your interests wherever they take you. Stay smart, stay out of debt, and risk being boring—the creative you will need to make room to be wild and daring in your imagination.” ($8.76)

For the funny facts freak

Fred Equal Measure Measuring Cup | “Humorous yet practical measuring cup with 2-1/2-cup capacity features quirky measurement equivalents such as volume of T-Rex brain and 1000 corn kernels. Also includes standard and metric measurement scales on a tall laboratory beaker-style cup made of durable borosilicate glass. Heat-resistant, dishwasher safe.” Click through to see this up close! ($11.55)

For the lovers of low cost phallus shaped mixtures of mechanically separated pork, beef, chicken or turkey with have high sodium, fat, and nitrite content

Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster | “The Nostalgia Electrics Hot Dog Toaster is a fast, fun and convenient way to enjoy hot dogs. This unit holds up to two regular-sized hot dogs and two hot dog buns at one time. A fun way for guests of all ages to enjoy delicious hot dogs, the Nostalgia Electrics Hot Dog Toaster is perfect for entertaining, as well as a quick meal solution. Now cooking hot dogs is as simple as making toast!” ($27.99)

For the Lovecraftian hot dog fiend

Cthulhu Roaster | “Cthulhu, a mythical creature entombed below the Pacific Ocean who has been a character in popular movies and video games, comes to life on your grill. Cthulhu weenie roaster made of 100% stainless steel.” ($35.00)

For the corny friend

Corn Poop Shaped Soap | “My corn poop is great. I leave it out on top of the sink when people are coming over. They usually scream when they see it. They yell things like “Oh my God there’s a turd on your sink”. It looks really real just like my own. I thought my corn poop soap fell off the sink once so I picked it up and found out it was really just that my dog pooped next to the sink. So I used my corn poop soap to wash my hands. I think its a good product.” —Amazon user Pittster ($13.96)

For the inefficient herb chopper

Herb Scissors | “Now you can prep fresh, chopped herbs in just seconds! These herb scissors feature a set of five, sharp, 3″-long stainless steel blades that allow you to cut, chop or mince herbs directly into a pan or over a plate for instant garnishing. Snip the herbs you need quickly, neatly and right where you want to. Plastic handles have a soft lining for the most comfortable grip. The included blade cover doubles as a cleaning tool.” ($12.95)

For the poor aimer

Over the Hill Potty Night Light | “The Over the Hill Potty Night Light is a perfect over the hill gag gift. With each birthday, more potty trips are made in the night which is why you need the Over-The-Hill Potty Night Light. Night time is trouble time for keeping a clean toilet and the surrounding area ‘drip-free.’ Fortunately, with our Over-The-Hill Potty Night Light your aim can improve markedly. See where you’re shooting without waking up your loved ones during late night bathroom trips. This neat toilet night light even features a glow-in-the-dark light switch and includes double stick tape to attach to the bottom of any potty lid. Batteries included.” ($8.11)

For anyone who is part of a business

The Connected Company | “Customers are adopting disruptive technologies faster than your company can adapt. When your customers are delighted, they can amplify your message in ways that were never before possible. But when your company’s performance runs short of what you’ve promised, customers can seize control of your brand message, spreading their disappointment and frustration faster than you can keep up. To keep pace with today’s connected customers, your company must become a connected company. That means deeply engaging with workers, partners, and customers, changing how work is done, how you measure success, and how performance is rewarded. It requires a new way of thinking about your company: less like a machine to be controlled, and more like a complex, dynamic system that can learn and adapt over time. Connected companies have the advantage, because they learn and move faster than their competitors. While others work in isolation, they link into rich networks of possibility and expand their influence. Connected companies around the world are aggressively acquiring customers and disrupting the competition. In The Connected Company, we examine what they’re doing, how they’re doing it, and why it works. And we show you how your company can use the same principles to adapt—and thrive—in today’s ever-changing global marketplace.” ($8.11)

For sophisticated country folk

Redneck Wine Glass | “Get your fancy drink on with the Redneck Wine Glass. A mason jar body held high by a thick glass stem holds a healthy amount of your favorite party juice. So roll out your Pabst cans, moonshine barrels, whiskey jugs and pop those suckers open! Drink anything from your new wine glass and everyone in town will recognize you’re Fancy. These glasses, much like your “jacuzzi-truck” are top of the line and sure-fire ways of making folks jealous. Get a whole bunch of these glasses and you’ll have the finest glassware for all your social events: weddings, birthday parties, hog roundups, cattle marches, and so many more. You can even keep your leftovers fresh since each comes with a mason jar lid. They are refrigerator safe but must be hand-washed. We don’t want you to break your wine glass stems and have to pull out the duct tape again.” ($12.99)

For the bike lover

Bike Taillight with Laser Lane Marker | “I purchased one of these about 3 weeks ago. The product does EXACTLY what it says it will do. A brilliant red laser beam is projected onto the street on both sides of your bike. As you move the light follows with you. The visual effect is so dramatic that cars and pedestrians immediately take notice of your presence. I even had a car pass me then pull over into a parking space to watch me pedal by him. People also will ask what it is that is projecting the light. The device is a solid electronic item that does not seem cheap or poorly constructed. The mounting bracket is very sturdy and holds the light firmly in place with NO shaking. You get a rock solid red beam on each side of you as you drive along. I would definitely recommend this item as a night time safety device as part of other lights both in front and behind. Great item and definitely worth the price. From a rider in PA.” —Amazon user Bob Jones ($34.99)

For the lazy couch potato who loves the Simpsons

Simpsons Duff Energy Drink | “This intoxicating six pack of Duff is not only legal, but vivaciously delicious! Each can contains 12 fluid ounces. This is an energy drink and does not contain beer.” ($29.20)

For the social, dinner, party, and alone drinker

Multi-Vitamins For Drinkers | “Drinkwel is the 1st daily multivitamin created specifically for healthy people who drink. Its ingredients replenish nutrients, support healthy liver function, help process alcohol induced toxins, and more.* Our 30-ingredient multivitamin was created by two UC Berkeley graduates and was formulated by two different doctors — a Ph.D in Biomedical Science and a Doctor of Naturopathic Medicine. Loaded with antioxidants, amino acids, vitamins, minerals, and our proprietary Superfruits & Botanicals Blend, this is NOT your typical multivitamin.” ($39.95)

For the Earth, wind, and fire lover

Third Rock Outdoor Fire Pit | “The Earth and all its glory reveal a fiery inner core through the continents of our planet. The Third Rock Outdoor Fire Pit is a high quality, hand cut and crafted fire pit designed for years of heavy use. This is one of the most unique fire pits on the market. Every Fire Pit is individually signed and numbered by it’s designer, Rick Wittrig. Each Fire Pit is made from one quarter inch (6.35 mm) thick carbon steel. This is by far the heaviest gauge metal used in any fire pit available today. The sturdy construction assures you of having this functional art for many years to come. They have an iron oxide finish/patina on the outside which will darken a little with time then become permanent. The interior is coated with a high temperature resistant paint and has an 1-1/2″ rain drain in the bottom. This high quality fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter of 36″. Measurements may vary since each fire pit is hand made.” ($1,679.00)

For the coffee addict

Prescription Coffee Mug | “Sometimes a big, hot cup of coffee is just what the doctor ordered. The Prescription Coffee Mug looks like a huge prescription drug bottle, but the drug it’s designed to hold is caffeine. This handsome ceramic mug holds up to 12 ounces of coffee, and can be refilled without a doctor’s prescription. Comes in a fun gift box and very well packaged.” ($12.99)

And finally, for the people who are odd enough to appreciate this odd little digital web site — our very own analog book!

Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” ($10.19)

And if you don’t want that one, try my other book

50 SAD CHAIRS | “This is an awesome work by Acrobat / Photographer Bill Keaggy, who witnesses tired and tossed chairs in downtown St. Louis. Each image is a mixed bag of forlorn and funny, a veritable commentary on our culture of consumption (at least as it relates to chairs). Have a look. And you’ll soon notice: Sad chairs are everywhere. This book is a real treat. Your coffee table is longing for it. It’s a simple, well put together book that will inspire the artist within. A must have, would make a great inexpensive holiday gift. I have one for myself and have purchased this book for friends.” ($5.99)

There you go. Prices are accurate as of 18 Nov 2012. For more great gift ideas, check out our other GLC gift guides in the “related posts” links below.

And if this doesn’t interest you then just go check out the newest lists added to the collection.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2011 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 20:01:06 +0000

Welcome to the 6th edition of The Grocery List Collection’s annual holiday gift guide. Good stuff for geeky people.

For the hungry gadget freak

For the word game fiend

World’s Largest Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain | “Sometimes buying a puzzle lover a gift can take a lot of figuring out. Do you like what we did there? Well look no further for this brilliant word search shower curtain is the world’s largest and so guaranteed to give them endless hours of fun. After all showers are pretty boring places and we need some way to entertain our intellectual selves. We should probably add a warning to this item though; if you get too engrossed you may end up shriveled like a prune. This vinyl shower curtain measures 72″ x 72″ and has a gigantic word search with over 650 movie titles.” ($19.95)

For the classy crafter in your life

Christmas Surprise Succulent Wreath | “This adorable succulent measures approx. 13 inches and features a colorful bird (choose your color) nestling her Christmas eggs and dainty String of Pearls along with beautiful succents such as Brown Bean, Jade, Pacyveria and various Sedum. Colorful picks of berries and apples add a touch of color. Switch out the picks during the year for Easter, Spring, Summer, Fall. This wreath is made to order and may vary slightly from picture. It will ship within 7 days of order and payment and will not be ready for hanging for two weeks from your receipt of wreath. (just in time for holiday decorating), or for the perfect gift!” ($48.00)

For the man who can should fix everything

Leatherman New Wave Multitool | “The most popular full-size Leatherman tool is now better than ever. Larger knives, stronger pliers, longer wire cutters and all-locking blades make the new Wave an essential piece of equipment for any job or adventure. The pliers have been redesigned to withstand more than double the previous squeezing load, and the new bronze bushing makes one-handed knife access a smooth operation — plus, the one-at-a-time blade selection function means that the tool you want is the tool you get. The versatile Wave comes with a durable and attractive leather/nylon combination sheath.” ($60.03)

For the Star Wars fan

Han Solo in Carbonite soap | “A mighty fine bounty for your bathroom! Each Soap in Carbonite is hand poured and then detailed with not two, but THREE pure, skin safe matte and metallic pigment depths. Extreme amounts of detail, including side panels. These are made one at a time with A LOT of love. There will never be two pieces exactly alike. Ever. Like little Carbonite snowflakes. …COOLEST SOAP EVER!! 100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin.” ($9.95)

For the person who really, really wants an iPad

Apple iPad 2 Tablet | “Two cameras for FaceTime and HD video recording. The dual-core A5 chip. 10-hour battery life.1 Over 200 new software features in iOS 5. And iCloud. All in a remarkably thin, light design. There’s so much to iPad, it’s amazing there’s so little of it. Surf the web, check email, watch movies, play games, and more. Have your favorite subscriptions delivered straight to Newsstand. Join the conversation with iMessage. And remember everything and anything with Reminders. With iPad, how you do things will never be the same.” (from $420.00)

For the person who’s not getting an iPad

Kindle Fire | “Movies, apps, games, music, reading and more, plus Amazon’s revolutionary, cloud-accelerated web browser. 18 million movies, TV shows, songs, magazines, and books; Thousands of popular apps and games, including Netflix, Hulu Plus, Pandora, and more; Ultra-fast web browsing – Amazon Silk; Free cloud storage for all your Amazon content; Vibrant color touchscreen with extra-wide viewing angle — same as an iPad; Fast, powerful dual-core processor; Favorite children’s books, graphic novels, and magazines in rich color.” ($199.00)

For your foxy geek girl

Touchpoint Women’s Solid Knit Gloves | “How smart are your gloves? Touchpoint™ gloves work on any touchscreen device keeping you warm while allowing you to use your electronic device! ” ($20.00)

For the no-so-great golfer

Lost Balls: Great Holes, Tough Shots, and Bad Lies | “A unique and colorful collection of photographs featuring the under-celebrated wayward shot, its landing locale and the unexpected encounters with wildlife on and off the green. Charles Lindsay has made a career of photographing the intersection of nature and culture. Whether living with a rain-forest tribe, exploring the world of fly-fishing, or turning the game of golf on its head, Lindsay has focused on our complex relationship to the natural world.” ($19.79)

For Chef Claus

Santa’s Glove Oven Mitt | “Neoprene oven mitt shaped like Santa’s glove made of 100% nylon (lining and outer front), 100% neoprene (outer back), and 100% polyester (trim. Use the black side of the mitt to grip hot items.” ($13.95)

For the fair weather griller

Cuisinart GR-4N 5-in-1 Griddler | “Compact in size but big in features, Cuisinart’s countertop Griddler offers five-in-one functionality as a contact grill, panini press, full grill, full griddle, and half grill/half griddle. The stylish brushed stainless-steel housing looks sleek and modern in the kitchen and features a wide panini-style handle and a hinged floating cover that adjusts to various food thicknesses. On the base, two temperature controls and a function selector are clearly marked and have indicator lights for quick reference and accurate, no-guesswork operation. Open the cover and customize the cooking surface with removable and reversible nonstick grill and griddle plates that snap in and out easily and drain grease to an integrated drip tray for healthier cooking.” ($92.10)

For the family member with whom you have a bone to pick

Full Disarticulated Budget Skeleton with Skull | “Full Disarticulated Budget Skeleton With Skull Item #: CHA5/1 Life-size, disarticulated adult skeleton includes 3-part skull, left hand and left foot on wire. Also available but not shown is our One-Half Disarticulated Budget Skeleton which includes the left hand and left foot on wire. Choking Hazard: Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.” ($133.93)

For your fat-fingered friend

iPhone/MacBook Stylus | “Specially Designed for the iPhone Screen and new MacBook trackpad: In case you haven’t noticed the iPhone’s glassy touch sensitive screen is only sensitive to your stubby little fingers. This is because it uses a technology called capacitive touch which measures the flow of electrons through your skin. Problem is, last time we checked our fingers were pretty rounded and not too precise at picking out tiny URLs in Safari. Luckily the geniuses behind the Pogo iPhone Stylus have magically solved this problem by making a stylus that somehow tricks the iPhone into thinking it’s really a finger. What’s more, the tip of the stylus is a soft felt like material that has the added benefit of keeping your screen clean while you tap away. How do they do it? Frankly we’re not sure, but hopefully it doesn’t involve grave-robbing.” ($9.99)

For the sweet tooth

cakePops Holiday Assortment | “Special holiday cake pops to compliment your perfect party or get together. For a LIMITED TIME miniME Bakery on Etsy will be making these delicious holiday cake pops done in the flavors of the season: Dark Chocolate Peppermint, Tiramasu, Egg Nog, and Chocolate covered Salted Caramel…each bite is better then the last. This collection of cake pops are made with the best of the best, Belgium chocolates, Jamaican rum, Madagascar vanilla, dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and Fleur De Sel are just a few of the amazing ingredients that are in these out-of-this-world collection. This package is for 16 cake pops, four of each, and come individually wrapped and tied with ribbon. Sent in a beautiful red box.” ($40.00)

For your ADHD kids

Clubhouse Climber Inflatable Bounce House | “This Clubhouse Climber inflatable bouncer from KidWise is constructed of a durable 320D oxford nylon material. This bounce house features one internal two external slides, two climbing areas and a catwalk. Colors: Brown/grey/green; Inflatable bouncer with one (1) internal two and (2) external slides; Inside bouncing area is approximately 6 feet x 8 feet; Two climbing areas to get to each level; Catwalk that can also be used as a ball pit area to navigate through (balls not included); Combined maximum weight capacity: 500 pounds; Recommended for ages 3 years and older; Weight: 96 pounds; Inflated dimensions: 16.2 feet high x 16 feet wide x 9.2 feet deep.” ($602.10)

For the whole family!

Xbox 360 Console with Kinect | “The Xbox 360 4GB Console with Kinect. Kinect brings games and entertainment to life in extraordinary new ways — no controller required. Easy to use and instantly fun, Kinect gets everyone off the couch moving, laughing and cheering. See a ball? Kick it. Control an HD movie with a wave of the hand. Want to join a friend in the fun? Simply jump in. Wi-Fi is built-in for easier connection to the world of entertainment on Xbox LIVE, where HD movies and TV stream in an instant. Xbox 360 is more games, entertainment and fun.” ($299.99)

And finally, for the people who are odd enough to appreciate this odd little digital web site — our very own analog book!

And if you don’t want that one, try my other book

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out our other GLC gift guides in the “related posts” links below.

And if this doesn’t interest you then just go check out the newest lists added to the collection.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2010 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 17:03:01 +0000

Well hello! It’s that time again! Again! For the 5th time! The holidays have returned and grocerylists.org is here for you. Our gift guides are legendary… well, they are if you’re looking for cool, odd stuff. Or maybe they’re not legendary. Who cares. Here it is. Get shopping!

Not interested? Just head over to the newest lists added to the collection.

For McMuffin-loving geeks

4-slot Egg & Muffin Toaster | We always kick off our holiday gift guide with this. I own one, and it’s awesome. “Make delicious egg-and-muffin sandwiches at home in about four minutes with this multi-function toaster. The appliance can toast up to four slices of bread, English muffins, bagels, or croissants, while it simultaneously steam-poaches eggs and warms pre-cooked meat. It can also hard- or soft-boil up to eight eggs at a time thanks to the included egg basket. In addition to heating up pre-cooked meat, the two included meat trays can be used to heat slices of tomato or pineapple to accompany toast or a breakfast sandwich — the options are endless.” There’s also a two-slice/one egg model. ($57.53)

For the sugar addict

The World’s Largest Gummy Worm | “he World’s Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World’s Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence. Each World’s Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later due to its year-long shelf life. Handmade in the USA. Available in five flavor combinations.” ($27.95)

For “Bubba”

White Trash Cooking | “This is not a joke book or a parody. This is a warmly written, humorous, and quite serious cookbook filled with delightful traditional and unusual recipes. It includes wonderful photographs by the author of people and places and food all connected to his fondness and memory of growing up in rural and small town Mississippi. You may not be tempted to try every single recipe in this book, but you won’t be able to resist trying many of them!” ($13.57)

For thirsty Earth-lovers

Bamboo Bottle | “Finally, there’s a clean, safe and stylish bottle that is made from the practically inexhaustible resources of bamboo and glass. Bamboo gives our unique bottles style and strength. The glass guarantees safe, clean drinking at all temperatures, erasing the dangers of plastic water bottles. Whether you’re chugging ice-cold water or sipping on steaming-hot tea, this uber-cool bottle is BPA-free, ensuring no chemicals leach into your drink. To clean your insulated bottle, simply unscrew the bottom and the easy-to-tote top to remove the dishwasher-safe glass. To help clean the planet, simply keep using your Bamboo Bottle to hydrate instead of bottled water.” ($25)

For hungry kids, or kids-at-heart

LEGO Lunchbox | “Store your lunchtime snack in this lunchbox shaped like a LEGO block. In case you didn’t already know, LEGO is a Danish toy company that is known especially for its interlocking plastic building blocks. These building blocks are so popular that LEGO has, for all intents and purposes, become a household name. For many adults, LEGO represents a clear symbol of childhood lost. But the brand also has a chain of theme parks spread out all over Denmark, the UK and the US. This lunchbox is shaped like one of these legendary plastic building blocks. It’s available in red, blue, lime green and pink.” ($13.89)

For the hunter who never gets any tail

Deer Rear | “Looking for a little tail? FINALLY, there’s a butt worth kissing! No fear, the Deer Rear is here! Now, I know I’ve offered plenty of unusual gifty items before, but this one is surely to be dear (er, deer) to us hunter types. It symbolizes the trophy wallhanger that got away. You know… the one your macho hunting buddy almost bagged. Be creative. Have your mounted deer trophy on one side of the wall, and line up this baby on the other side to look like a full deer. Of course, the Deer Rear makes an unforgettable conversation piece for your den, deer shack, trophy gallery or the office. More: Real whitetail Rear is mounted by a professional taxidermist for long life. Approx. 12 x 12 x 15″ h. (size will vary slightly). Weighs 2 1/2 lbs. Has wall mounting hardware.” ($99.97)

For that special someone

Borat Mankini Swimsuit | “The Borat Mankini is the most fantastic clothing appliance to ever enter your life! You want to be sexy like Borat and charm even the most ugly of woman, then squeeze yourself firmly into Borat Mankini and prepare to make sexy time! We likeda the traffic stopping lime green Borat Mankini so much that we try to get it government policy to only wear Borat Mankini in local swimming bath men and women! Nice. Borat Mankini is made from finest quality stretchy stretchy material and leave not much to the imagination! A meshy panel in genital area of Borat Mankini keeps your khram-jewels safe and out of the way of bitey bitey wild dogs that likeda to roam free in Kazakhstan! One piece swimsuit Borat Mankini can be used for variety of fun activity but is most delicious when attending formal dinner party.” ($13.99)

For hot doughy action

NinjaBread Men cookie cutters | “they’re cut out for action! These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate…and then watch them disappear! Ninja Bread Men are molded from rugged, food-safe ABS plastic and packaged in a colorful gift box.” ($9.95)

For a classic Christmas

The Original Christmas Classics | “Includes 7 Holiday Favorites: 1. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Who’s got a nose for Christmas? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Just in time for the holidays, here comes Rudolph in the most beloved special of all time! Packed with a sleigh full of memorable songs and unforgettable characters, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer lights up the hearts of young and old alike. 2. Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town: Where does Santa’s suit come from? Why does he slide down the chimney? Why does he live at the North Pole? The answers to all these questions and the origins of our favorite holiday traditions are revealed in this delightful classic about Kris Kringle, the world’s most famous gift giver. 3. Frosty the Snowman: Look at Frosty Go! What’s become a bigger holiday tradition than building a snowman? Watching the original Christmas classic, Frosty the Snowman! Grab your scarf, bundle up, and get ready for the incredible adventure of a magical snowman who’s got enough personality to win over the whole family. You can’t go wrong with Frosty! Also includes Frosty Returns, Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol, The Little Drummer Boy and Cricket on the Hearth.” ($12.99)

For stone-cold, gadget-loving dudes

Fleece Heated Jacket | “With these heated jackets, one layer is enough to keep you warm. Selecting the right jacket can be difficult. Choose something bulky, and you’ll end up sweating. Dress too light, and you’ll shiver when the sun goes down. Brookstone’s heated jackets simplify your choice. Made of lightweight, windproof fleece with three battery-powered heat zones, this jacket warms with the touch of a button for up to 5 hours per charge. It’s perfect for hiking, biking, golfing, outdoor events and more — or even just for when you’re keeping the thermostat low. Heated jackets use space-age technology to beat the cold. Using materials developed for the aerospace industry, our heated clothing uses lightweight carbon fiber bundles to provide heat in key body areas. The three-level controller enables you to instantly adjust the heat.” ($179.95)

For someone who just can’t stop writing on the wall

Chalkboard Wall Decals | “WallCandy Arts ChalkBoard Wall Decals go up in seconds and can be removed without damaging your walls so you can always have a place to write your thoughts, leave messages, drawings and ideas no matter where you are. Each kit contains four 19″x19″ chalkboard panels that can be used separately or combined for a large 38″x38″ chalkboard writing surface.” ($57.98)

For anyone!

Apple iPad | “The best way to experience web, email, photos and video. Hands down. All of the built-in apps on iPad were designed from the ground up to take advantage of the large Multi-Touch screen and advanced capabilities of iPad. And they work in any orientation. So you can do things with these apps that you can’t do on any other device.” More info. ($499 and up)

For anyone who wants a good laugh at others’ expense

Awkward Family Photos | “amuel Butler once said “Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.” If that’s true, than God help Mike Bender and Doug Chernack, who waded into the toxic slurry of bad mullets, spiral perms, skin conditions, leg warmers, wet pants, creepy Moms, funny uncles, and truly disturbing Santas, and came back with this hilarious collection of awkward family photos. Awkward Family Photos reminds anyone with a dusty shoebox full of snapshots of unfortunate fashion choices, band trips, braces, bad bridesmaids’ dresses and that one time you got talked into dressing up and going to the Renaissance Faire, that you are not alone. This isn’t just a book, it’s a public service on the page, a living, breathing, laugh-out-loud reminder that no matter how badly you dressed, how oddly you posed, and how weird Uncle Dave who lived in the basement was, somebody out there had it worse. Particularly the girl on page 77.” ($9.99)

For toy-loving technophiles

Transformer USB 2GB Flash Drive | “This is the coolest 2GB flash drive that money can buy. It folds flat or you can transform him into Ravage, the tiger-like creature in “Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen.” Works with all major operating systems.” Exclusive to FindGift.com customers is a coupon code for 10% off: findgift08. ($36.95)

For the natural Modernist, or a modern naturalist

Triple sea stone wall hook | “When there’s more to be hung, make sure you reach for one of these triple-stone wall hangers. Perfect for the sophisticated mudroom or entryway, these long coat hangers feature sea stones gathered from the shores of New Hampshire. The stones get their uniquely round shape from years spent in the ocean being tumbled with sand and waves. Each hook features copper hardware, a hardwood back, and a completely unique stone. The stones are functional as well as beautiful — their round shapes won’t deform coats or snag loose pieces of clothing as you walk by. Handmade in New Hampshire. For each stone “harvested” another rough quarry stone is “planted” in its place. In the same spirit, for each tree used for the backplates, ten times the number of trees are planted to conserve the future of our forests. Comes with mounting hardware for installation. Made in New Hampshire. Available with an ash (shown) or cherry (swatch) hardwood base.” ($175)

And finally, for the people who are odd enough to appreciate this odd little digital web site — our very own analog book!

And if you don’t want that one, try my other book

50 SAD CHAIRS | “This is an awesome work by Acrobat / Photographer Bill Keaggy, who witnesses tired and tossed chairs in downtown St. Louis. Each image is a mixed bag of forlorn and funny, a veritable commentary on our culture of consumption (at least as it relates to chairs). Have a look. And you ll soon notice: Sad chairs are everywhere. This book is a real treat. Your coffee table is longing for it. It’s a simple, well put together book that will inspire the artist within. A must have, would make a great inexpensive holiday gift. I have one for myself and have purchased this book for friends.” ($5.99)

There you go. Prices accurate as of November 21, 2010. For more great gift ideas, check out our other GLC gift guides in the “related posts” links below.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2009 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:28:38 +0000

Well hello! It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on — stuff! The holidays are here and once again grocerylists.org is lending a caring, capitalistic hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life.

And if this doesn’t interest you then just go check out the newest lists added to the collection.

For the hungry gadget freak

For the mustard gun ketchup fiend

Oversized Gun Condiment Dispenser | “Pull out the big guns at your next backyard barbeque and watch them all run… toward you! Who needs boring old squeeze tubes for ketchup and mustard when you could be applying your favorite condiments with this super fun oversized pistol.” Get it while you can — this item was out of stock on several other web sites. ($26.00)

For the cork dork

Electric Wine-Bottle Opener | “When gathering with friends, it’s nice to be able to keep the wine flowing without having to retreat to the kitchen to open more bottles. This convenient, portable electric bottle opener can be kept close at hand, wherever the party ends up — in the living room, out on the back deck, or by the pool. The electric bottle opener offers a cordless design and enough power to effortlessly remove the cork from any bottle of wine in seconds. Even more, it can open up to 30 bottles on a single charge — simply attach it to any traditional wine bottle, push the button, and it takes care of the rest.” ($19.95)

For the real cook

Momofuku | “Chang, master restaurateur and chef, and Meehan, a New York Times food writer, join forces in this stellar collection of recipes from Chang’s restaurants—Momofuku, Ssäm Bar and Ko. Chang is a man possessed with a deep love of ramen and a clear passion for food. This book pays tribute to the humble noodle, which Chang has elevated to a near art form, and the wide array of cuisine he serves. Filled with 150 gorgeous, full-color photos and an engrossing narrative, this book is a treat for the eye, mind and palate… Be forewarned: Chang gears the cookbook to only the most experienced of cooks, with many dishes requiring several steps. Nevertheless, Chang presents a collection both stunning and engaging.” ($16.95)

For the pathetic loser

A Charlie Brown Christmas Tree | “Feeling a little minimalist this Christmas, get an exact replica of Charlie Brown’s Pathetic Christmas Tree immortalized in the famous holiday presentation. A pathetic tree deserves a pathetic picture. Perfect fit for small spaces, this 18″ tall pathetic tree can fit in just about anywhere with bendable wire branches, plastic needles, the classic criss-cross stand with one red ball decoration just like Charlie had! Remember that a pathetic tree doesn’t need any batteries, it doesn’t even have any lights!” ($16.95)

For the brownie-noser

Baker’s Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan | “We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper — thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges. If you agree, you’ll love the Edge Brownie Pan — it’s the only gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every brownie! The award-winning design also improves baking performance by circulating heat evenly to the pan’s middle, where food typically takes longer to bake. The Edge Brownie Pan has a single baking chamber that allows brownie batter to settle evenly, and the 9×12″ size is a perfect fit for box mixes, as well as most recipes for 9×9″ and 9×13″ conventional pans. A durable nonstick coating makes it easy to clean, and the recessed handles are an easy grab when the pan is turned upside down.” ($34.95)

For the ovenless pizza lover

Pizzazz Pizza Oven | “This 1,235-watt countertop oven makes pizza in about half the time required by a conventional oven. You don’t need to preheat it — it begins rotating and baking the moment you plug it in. There are independently controlled top and bottom heating elements, so all types (frozen or fresh) and sizes (7 to 12″) of pizza can be custom baked. With a rising-crust pizza, for example, you should run the lower heating element for 10-12 minutes before turning on the top element. For a crisper crust, bake the pizza with both heating elements, then finish it off with a few minutes of bottom-only heating. For extra cooking time on your toppings, leave the top element on a little longer. A timer with automatic shutoff lets you set cooking times precisely, and a cooking-time guide for various pizza types is printed on the pizza maker. For safety, the appliance shuts off automatically if it overheats.” ($42.00)

For the “whisky on the rocks” fella

Whisky Stones | “Skip the ice; Serve your drinks on the rocks. These innovative soapstone cubes were designed by Andrew Hellman, a big fan of single malt scotch, who wanted to chill his spirits without diluting them. After much research, he came up with the idea of using natural soapstone to chill drinks due to its softness (won’t scratch the glass) and its unique ability to retain temperature for extended periods of time. Milled in Perkinsville, Vermont by the oldest soapstone workshop in the United States. Simply chill the stones. Add three to your next drink, let stand for five minutes and enjoy.” ($20.00)

For the beer glutton

Mr. Beer Premium Gold Edition Home Brew Kit | “Everything required to brew 2 batches (4 gallons) of beer at home. Includes: brew keg, 2 standard refill brew packs (Classic American and Cowboy Lager), 8 re-usable 1-liter bottles w/caps and labels, Brewing w/Mr. Beer Booklet and easy to follow instructions.” Also available: The Mr. Beer Deluxe Edition Home Microbrewery System, the Mr. Beer Deluxe Bottling System and a wide variety of refill packs for different types of beer. ($46.55)

For the family-style cook who wants to take things to the next level

Ad Hoc at Home | “Amazon Best Books of the Month, November 2009: You don’t often see the name Thomas Keller mixed with words like ‘accessible’ or ‘home cook,’ but with Ad Hoc at Home, the award-winning chef presents a collection of recipes destined for the center of the table at casual family gatherings. Don’t throw away your whole notion of ‘quick and easy,’ though, as this is still a casual cookbook filtered through the genius mind of the man behind The French Laundry Cookbook, but the sense of whimsy and the pure joy of Keller doing his version of comfort food proves irresistible. The inspiration for his restaurant Ad Hoc was the simple family meals created and served by the staff at his restaurants. As he says in the introduction, ‘here is food meant to be served from big bowls and platters passed hand to hand at the table. And with dishes like Buttermilk Fried Chicken and Pineapple Upside-Down Cake, who’s going to argue with that?” ($22.75)

For cool kids who like lists

To-Do List | “To-Do List inspires young and old not to take life too seriously. The “tasks” on Maya’s to-do list range from the everyday-buy milk, be less messy, go on vacation, make friends, and no fighting — to the exceptional — dance like an octopus, hug flowers, star gaze, smile giant, eat sweets, and count clouds. Each “task” is adorned with an ink drawing that has been painstakingly hand-rendered in astonishing detail. Soon enough, your own to-do list will include enjoying the novelties found on every page.” We have an autographed copy of this and our kids love it. Very cute. ($10.36)

For the perpetual kid

Play-Doh Cologne Spray | “Those fresh-from-the-can, full-of-potential, childhood memories… Now in a convenient spray! This Play-Doh Cologne was created to celebrate the 50th Birthday of Play-Doh! Hasbro said the fragrance is ‘meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.’ Close your eyes and you’re back in kindergarten all over again! It’s amazing how the scent of Play-Doh can take you to another time and place.” ($19.99)

For the analog photographer

The Slide And Negative to Digital Picture Converter | “This device converts old 35mm slides and film negatives into digital images without the need for a computer, allowing you to easily preserve your memories. Slides and negatives are placed into a tray that aligns each properly. Images can be immediately previewed on the built-in 2 1/2″ TFT color display; the touch of a button converts the image instantly and stores it on the converter’s 32 MB flash memory (which can store up to 56 pictures) as a JPEG file. It includes an SD memory card slot (4 GB microSD/miniSD/SD adapter card sold below will store up to 5,715 pictures). When the built-in memory becomes full, you can transfer images to a Mac or a PC running Windows XP, Vista, or Windows 7. You can also connect it directly to a TV to view the conversion process or your converted images.” ($129.95)

For the seriously hard of humor

Deer Revenge Figurine | “This hilarious Deer Revenge Figurine features a crafty buck who’s turned the tables on his would-be rival! Resin figure is a great gag gift for hunters!” If that’s not awesome enough, how about the Praying Biker Figure or the Animated Flashing Santa? Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. ($11.98)

For the salthound

The Best Salts in The World | “1. Alaea: Hawaiian Sea Salt is fine & coarse is the traditional Hawaiian Sea Salt. Hawaiian Red Clay adds nutrients and flavor to this unique salt. 2. Bali Coconut & Lime Smoked Sea Salt: Is a tropical sea salt that has been smoked over coconut shells and kaffir lime leaves. 3. Cyprus: Mediterranean Flake Salt is a favorite among professional chefs. The unique pyramid shaped crystals have a fresh ocean flavor and a satisfying crunch. 4. Cyprus: Cyprus Black Lava Flake Salt is Mediterranean Sea salt combined with activated charcoal.Ideal for table side presentation. 5. Fleur de Sel de Guérande: Is accepted by many chefs as the best finishing salt in the world. 6. Flor de Sal: Portuguese is premium hand harvested sea salt from Portugal. Young salt crystals are skimmed from the surface of salt ponds… etc… etc…” ($139.00)

And finally, for the people who are odd enough to appreciate this odd little digital web site — our very own analog book!

And if you don’t want that one, try my other book, “50 SAD CHAIRS!” ($5.99)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out our other GLC gift guides in the “related posts” links below.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2007 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:45:00 +0000

It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on… stuff! The holidays are here and for the 3rd year in a row grocerylists.org is lending a caring, capitalistic hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “And you thought the drive-thru was fast! Make your favorite breakfast sandwiches — at home — in minutes. The Egg & Muffin Toaster brings innovation to the toaster category by combining the functions of a toaster and an egg poacher into one easy-to-use appliance. It even heats your breakfast sausage or bacon! The Egg & Muffin can be used solely as a full functioning toaster or poacher or can be used simultaneously to make the ultimate breakfast sandwich in just 4 minutes! Simply add the necessary ingredients and start the machine.” ($29.88)

For the know-it-all cook
Foodie Fight game | “Calling all food lovers!! This deliciously addictive trivia game allows players to strut their culinary stuff and prove who is the smartest foodie of them all. With a thousand questions on topics ranging from culinary science to celeb chefs, it is a feast o’ fun from Chronicle Books.” ($18.95)

For those with messy, soupy, saucy stirring residue on their counters
Lazy Spoon | “Ever on the lookout for unusual spoons, we’ve uncovered a lazy one. This spoon rests comfortably on the edge of your pot waiting patiently for you to stir or serve. Beautifully crafted from Wild Cherry Wood, it is a functional work of art. Available for right or left handed cooks. Handmade in the USA. Measures 12″.” ($27.00)

For the chewy brownie edge eater freaks
Edge Brownie Pan | “For corner brownie fans and chewy edge lovers, it’s a dream come true — a gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every serving! It’s the Edge Brownie Pan from Baker’s Edge, and it’s the first (and only) brownie pan specifically designed for chewy edge lovers. The pan’s patented sidewalls also improve baking performance by circulating heat evenly to the pan’s middle, where food typically takes longer to bake. The size is just right — 9″ x 12″ x 2″, so it’s a perfect fit for box mixes and most recipes for 9″ x 9″ and 9″ x 13″ conventional pans. The pan also has a quality nonstick coating and smooth, round corners for quick and easy clean-up.” ($34.95)

For the lobster lover
Live Maine Lobsters | “Point, click and crack at LobsterAnywhere.com — home of the finest live Maine lobster and fresh seafood delivered overnight. Our live lobsters are local, hard shell and always fresh all year long! We’ve built a great reputation by only shipping premium hard-shell Maine lobster and fresh seafood. No Boston lobster here. Caught by local fisherman, direct from Maine. Live Lobster Maine is in season all year long.” ($Variable)

For those keen on green
Avocado of the Month Club | “You’re probably well familiar with California’s most popular avocado — the Hass. With a subscription to Avocado of the Month Club you’ll get some of the best tasting Hass avocados you’ve ever had every month. But the delicious taste of Hass is only the beginning of your avocado adventure! As they become available throughout the year your subscription will include other delicious fruits like the Bacon, Reed, Lamb Hass, Zutano, Pinkerton, Ettinger and even the stunning Nabal with fruits reaching over 1lb. each!” ($365.35)

For the recently broken-hearted
“The Ex” — unique chrome knife holder | “THE EX, A radical alternative to the typical block o’ wood, will revolutionize the way you store your knives! No knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute? This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion — STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives! Makes a perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece! Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure.” ($$99.95)

For the person that wants a customized cookbook
TasteBook | “We started with a very simple idea—to remix the cookbook. As a group of food-loving, culinary junkies who aspire to become great cooks someday, we set out to create the perfect cookbook: A personal cookbook that reflects individual tastes, cultures, and culinary aspirations. A fresh cookbook that’s never frozen. You can add more recipes whenever you want. A collaborative cookbook that’s made with a little help from your friends. And then we took it one step further. Why not pair up with cookbook authors, editors, and bloggers, call them Guest TasteMakers, and have them create TasteBooks anyone can order or remix themselves? Oh, and yes, we definitely wanted to be able to add recipes from that funky folder. Now that’s tasty.” ($Variable)

For the game lover
Puzzle appetizer plates | ” Jigsaw. Just the piece you’ve been missing: our interactive white porcelain plate sized for appetizers, tastings, desserts. A fun get-together interlocked for serving in a row or grid at table or buffet. Porcelain with a dipped white glaze, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.” ($2.95)

For the farmless city slicker
Rent Mother Nature | “Since 1979, Rent Mother Nature has supported New England family farms by offering our customers an opportunity to share in these natural harvests. You can surprise that special someone by ‘Renting’ them a maple tree for pure maple syrup, beehives for distinctive honeys, pistachio trees, coffee trees, apple trees, peach trees, citrus trees, sheep (for a blanket), cows (for Brie or Cheddar cheese), and much, much more! For over a quarter-century of Renting Mother Nature, the harvests have always been delivered (right to our customers’ doors).” ($Variable)

For someone with lots of dough
Bread Keeper/Slicer | “Keep breads and home baked goods fresh longer with this clear plastic bread keeper. The bread container has a built-in slicing guide which allows you to cut even slices every time. This bread box is expandable and can accommodate a loaf up 11″ x 6 1/4″. Air vents help maintain adequate air circulation to create an ideal storage environment for baked goods.” ($12.74)

For the future coronary victim that you love
Bacon Salt | “Our mission in life is to make everything taste like real, delicious bacon, without the fat or calories. You can contribute to this cause by making a purchase below. Choose from 3 bacon-filled flavors — Original, Hickory and Peppered — or buy all 3!” ($4.49)

For the coffee snob
Lello 1375 Cremissimo Ariete Espresso/Cappuccino Maker | “Constructed of heavy-duty stainless steel and simple-to-use controls, this 950-watt espresso/cappuccino machine makes it easy to brew cafe-quality coffee drinks. The unit’s high-performance ThermoBlock 15-bar pump-driven system provides uniform and constant pump pressure to make a superior espresso with good crema and a frothy thick milk cappuccino. Its removable 2-1/4-quart water reservoir can be refilled from the top at any time during operation, and a cup-warming area allows up to nine cups to be warmed before use. Designed in sleek, attractive housing, the espresso/cappuccino maker measures 9-1/2 by 9-1/4 by 12-1/2 inches and carries a one-year limited warranty.” ($119.99)

For the crybaby cook
Nor Pro Stainless Steel Onion Holder | “Holds food secure while you cut even, thin slices. This 18/10 stainless steel slicing is ideal for slicing onions and tomatoes. The onion holder features a stainless steel handle with sharp, heavy-duty prongs.” ($8.00)

For the alcoholic who doesn’t like the taste of liquor
Twist ‘n Shot gelatin cups | “The solution to the pesky problem of getting your gelatin shots out of the glass. Twist the rim of the cup to release the gelatin. The new Twist ‘n Shot makes it easy to get your shot out with one simple twist of the wrist. Our Twist ‘n Shot gelatin cups come in 4 fun colors: Blue, pink, yellow and orange, and are available for purchase in 3 different package sizes” ($13.99)

For someone on a roll
Kaiser Bakeware Rolling Pin with Upright Handles | “The vertical handles on this rolling pin are no gimmick. They help to provide a firm grip, making it easy to apply a firm steady pressure for perfectly rolled dough and pastry. The handles also keep hands clear of the work surface, encouraging a smooth motion without the risk of bumped knuckles. Made by Kaiser Bakeware, the rolling pin is constructed from durable solid hardwood. It measures 11 inches wide, meaning that it can be used to roll out bar-cookies or pizza crusts inside a standard-sized jellyroll pan. Heavy-duty bearings ensure years of trouble-free use, and a wipe-clean finish makes cleanup quick and easy.” ($20.00)

For the people who likes this very site — our very own book!
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” ($13.59)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out last year’s GLC gift guide and the first one from 2005.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2006 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:22:00 +0000

It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on… stuff! The holidays are here and grocerylists.org is lending a helping hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life. Prices accurate as of 30 Nov 2006.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” (~~$38.89~~ now $33.99)

For the phenomenally geeky foodie
Molecular Gastronomy: Exploring the Science of Flavor | “Originally published in France, This book documents the sensory phenomena of eating and uses basic physics to put to bed many culinary myths. In each short chapter This presents a piece of debatable conventional wisdom — such as whether it is better to make a stock by placing meat in already boiling water, or water before it is boiled-and gives its history, often quoting famous French chefs, before making scientific pronouncements. In the chapter on al dente pasta, for instance, This discusses pasta-making experiments, the science behind cooking it and whether it is better to use oil or butter to prevent it from sticking. Most of the discussions revolve around common practices and phenomenon — chilling wine, why spices are spicy, how to best cool a hot drink…” (~~$29.95~~ currently on sale for $19.77!)

For the person who needs a new toilet seat
Deluxe Plastic Toilet Seat with Blue Bubbles | “This opaque, light blue toilet seat features a fun and interesting design of suspended bubbles. Built from durable plastic, the seat comes with chrome hinges to attach it to the toilet. Installation instructions are included. The seat fits standard-sized toilet bowls and is super easy to care for. Simply hand wash it with ordinary household detergents.” ($39.39 — was $60.00!)

For the those who were mullet’d and/or Madonna’d in the 1980s
Classic 1980s Candies | “The 80′s Decade Box contains: Nik-L-Nip Wax Bottles, Pixy Stix, Bit-o-Honey, Laffy Taffy, Jawbusters, Lemonheads, Rainbow Coconut Bar, Flicks, Tart ‘n Tinys, Lotsa Fizz, Atomic Fire Balls, Jolly Joes, Tom’s Peanut Butter Logs, Fizz Wiz, Wonka Bottlecaps, Wax Fangs, Lifesaver Pops, Bubble Gum Cigarettes, Smoothie Peanut Butter Cup, Zours, Wink Soda, Goetze’s Cow Tail, Candy Stix Cigarettes, Giant Sweetarts, Zero Bar, Charleston Chew Chocolate, Now & Later, Candy Necklace, Bubblicious Paradise, Freshen-Up Bubble Gum, Jungle Jollies, Good ‘n Plenty, Saf-T-Pops Swirl, Tiny Chiclets.” ($29.95)

For the impatient imbiber
The One-Minute Drink Chiller | “Eliminating the wait associated with trying to rapidly cool packaged beverages, this device chills drinks 90 times faster than a refrigerator, and 40 times faster than a freezer (without risk of freezing). It cools cans of soda to 38 F in just one minute, and can chill a bottle of white wine to the low-50s F in less than four minutes. Ideal for last-minute dining events, as well as sporting events (a 12-volt car adapter is included), the chiller stops automatically when your drink reaches the correct temperature and is capable of holding one 12-oz. can or one wine bottle.” ($89.95)

For slobs who get peanut butter and jelly all over the furniture
Cut-N-Seal | “A new twist on pocket sandwiches and tarts! Place your favorite filling between two layers of dough or bread, then cut and seal. 3 1/2 inches.” ($8.75)

For that lameass singer-songwriter you know
Vintage Vinyl Record Snack Tray | “Designer Jeff Davis of Brooklyn has put a new spin on recycling by rescuing records and creating fascinating works of functional art. His vinyl snack trays are created from actual 12″ albums and are perfect for fruit, chips or dry snacks. Individually made in New York, the shallow tray has the original album label intact and protected with a clear mylar seal. The ‘Crooners’ genre consists of essential artists such as Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin and Tom Jones! ‘Rock Essentials’ genre also available” — and there are coasters too! ($24.99 for the tray, $18.99 for a set of six coasters)

For the deep fried fiend
DeLonghi D650UX Cool Touch Deluxe Deep Fryer | “Make it all from chicken to chips, with an Exclusive Easy Oil Drainage feature, anti-odor filters, a nonstick interior and a viewing window that lets you keep your eye on the whole process. Exterior stays cool to the touch. 2.2 lb. capacity. With the extra-large frying basket, you can accommodate almost any type of food. And with the easy-clean oil drain system, you can forget about dealing with messy, hot oil. This ingenious system makes draining and recycling cooking oil safe and easy. Simply open the door on the front of the unit and drain!” ($49.99 after $20 rebate)

For the fabulously wealthy do-it-yourselfer
Ruffoni Distillator Set | “This lustrous copper distillator set from Ruffoni makes a cool decorative piece for a bar or shelf. Handcrafted in Italy, it is fully functional and can be used to distill water, perfume, flowers or vinegar. Its copper construction distributes heat evenly when cooking with no hot spots. Hand wash only. Imported.” ($445.50)

For the person who has a crappy corkscrew
Rabbit Wine Opener Gift Set | “A great gift for a wine lover, this powerful, award-winning tool effortlessly extracts the cork from any wine bottle in 3 seconds with simple lever action. Handles with comfortable rubberized padding easily clamp onto a bottle’s neck; the lever drives the tough worm into the cork with a push and then pulls the cork out cleanly with a simple pull. Releasing the cork involves the same action, only with the handles clamped onto the cork. Ruggedly constructed of polycarbonate and reinforced nylon, the cork puller has the heft of a fine, precise high-tech tool and comes by its name, Rabbit, because it resembles a bunny’s head.” (Originally $110.00 but now on sale for just $34.99)

For early adopters with dirty floors
The First Robotic Floor Washer | “Called ‘the first consumer robot to replace the mop and bucket’ by Popular Science magazine, the Scooba (invented by the experts who created the Roomba) is the automatic robot that efficiently and simultaneously prepares, washes, scrubs, and dries tile, linoleum, or sealed hardwood floors, without human intervention.” ($299.95)

For the person who likes to put local coffee shops out of business
Starbucks Sonata | “There is no need to travel for this authentic Starbucks coffeehouse experience. Mild and flavorful Breakfast Blend, light and lively House Blend, full and earthy Sumatra and dark smoky French Roast coffee can be made right at home. Starbucks hot chocolate, assorted Tazo teas and chocolate hazelnut biscotti are arranged in this jute basket with a coffee scoop and two large Starbucks coffee mugs that will remind them of this wonderful gift throughout their day.” ($39.95)

For your sweet-toothed sow
Licorice Piglets | “Cute mini-piggies await your cravings. Even a tightly topped tin can’t contain these irresistible piggies. Handfuls of red and black, for those on each side of the licorice fence. Red licorice, 8 oz.; black licorice, 8 oz.; 1 lb. total.” ($15.00)

For that strangely sexy girl who likes to cook
Stella Retro Apron in Scotch Green Fabric | “Stella was designed to be the apron you always hoped to find at a flea market but never do. With choice of button placement to adjust length, and a tie waist to adjust width, Stella fits a variety of sizes and shapes. The front vertical piping slims and flatters no matter how decadent your kitchen creations tend to be. Two roomy pockets hold a spoon, tissue, spare change or just your hands with comfort and style. 100% cotton.” ($40.00)

For the caffeine freak couch potato
Slanted Mug | “We’ve all done it! Precariously placed a glass or mug containing our favorite beverage on our lap, only to have it spill on our clothes, not to mention our favourite chair. This mug’s uniquely shaped base allows you to nest it easily and securely in your lap. Available in white, orange and terra cotta.” Scroll down the page to see. ($35.00)

For that snotty person in your life
Booger Boy Boris Egg Separator | “Some people complained that our Peter Petrie Egg Separator was too tasteful. So we had to find something even grosser. Meet Booger Boy Boris! This rude little fellow is actually a useful kitchen tool. Crack in an egg, tilt it forward and watch the white part drip through the nostrils. Boris will even lend a helping hand… well, helping FINGER.” ($12.99 )

And for fans of grocerylists.org, our very own book!
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” This won’t be on shelves until May 2007, but you can pre-order it now! (~~$19.99~~ currently on sale for $13.59!)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out last year’s gift guide.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2006 Halloween Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:16:00 +0000

It’s time for the first (soon-to-be) annual grocerylists.org Halloween Gift Guide. Treats, tricks, costumes and some fun gift and party suggestions. Prices current as of the last week of September 2006. Enjoy!

For anyone and everyone
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (DVD) | “Charlie Brown gets rocks in his trick-or-treat bag, Linus awaits a visitation from the Great Pumpkin in his terribly sincere pumpkin patch (while the adoring little Sally sits tight with him), Snoopy falls asleep, Lucy harasses Schroeder, and Pig-Pen kicks up a dust storm even beneath his costume in this classic television broadcast. Funny stuff, but also graced with Charles Schultz’s more poignant and gently satiric themes from the 1960s on the influence of faith, failure, and hope in our lives.” ($12.88)

For cookie aficionados who entertain in style
Halloween Cookie Collection | “Almost too scary to eat … but positively too delicious not to. One dozen scrumptious cookies, artfully decorated for the season and delivered in the handsome lidded gift box shown. Kids love them (of course), but they might also make a fun way to break the ice at a formal dinner party.” ($29.95)

For curiously soft, whole-grain babies
Infant Wonder Bread Costume | “Wonder Bread Loafing around, waiting for all the ohhs and ahhs to begin! Sleeveless poly fleece bunting with attached hood easily fits over clothes. Self-stick fabric snaps at bottom provide easy access for changing diapers. Machine wash. Imported. 3-12 mos.” ($24.98)

For macabre psychos
Bates Motel Sign | “The perfect ‘welcome’ sign for your home. Electric, plastic sign with chain attached for easy hanging. ‘Vacancy’ portion blinks just like the original one in the classic horror movie, Psycho! Measures 16 in x 16 in x 2.25 in.” ($29.99)

For your partyin’ pooch
Hot Dog Halloween Costume |”This Halloween, your dog will really be the HOT DOG you always knew he or she could be. Available in Ketchep or Mustard condiments. Adorable pet costumes make any pet the life of the party. They dress up any pet to turn any occasion into a humorous photo opportunity.” ($16.89)

For egomaniacal children (aren’t they all?)
Smilin’ Pumpkin Apparel | “‘Carved’ exclusively for them. our Smilin’ Pumpkin Apparel is the perfect way for all boys and ghouls to get in the Halloween spirit! We custom personalize each happy and glowing pumpkin smile with their first name making it fun to wear to school, halloween parties, or the annual pumpkin patch hayride!” ($12.95-24.95)

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | Perfect for cool fall mornings: “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” ($39.99)

For retro trick-or-treaters
Candy you ate as a kid® | “Send a 4 lb. ‘Candy you ate as a kid®’ assortment with a personalized candy box top. A Halloween gift no one will forget! Each candy box measures 12x9x3 inches and is jammed with over 70 of your old time favorites [choose candy from the 1950s through the 1980s].” ($34.99)

For coineseurs of creepy deliciousness
Godiva Chocolate: Pumpkin Patch Truffles | “A seasonal delicacy. Our popular pumpkin truffles are filled with creamypumpkin-spice ganache, covered in milk chocolate and dusted with cinnamon. Positively wicked. Kosher OU-D.” ($12.50)

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2005 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:25:00 +0000

It’s time for the first (soon-to-be) annual grocerylists.org Holiday Gift Guide — because I’m stuck in bed, sick and miserable, and have already watched all my “Mr. Show” DVDs three times! Anyway, if you know someone who loves food, loves preparing food, or loves playing with food, they’ll love you if you buy them one of these gifts this holiday season. Prices accurate as of 28 Nov 2005.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” ($39.39)

For someone you love
1lb Box Handmade Truffles | Mmmmmmmm, oh you yummy bite-sized petit fours, made from chocolate, ganache and flavorings. Buy that special someone some decadent handmade Belgian confections from A Bountiful Harvest. ($36.95)

For poopyhead candy freaks
Kooky Christmas Candy | Because whenever I think I of a white Christmas, I think of yellow snow. Then I think of poop. Then… candy! ($4.99)

For the cook in your life
Angled Measuring Cup Set | “With a simple design alteration, OXO has revolutionized a seemingly ordinary kitchen staple, making it doubtful that you’ll ever go back to using a conventional measuring cup again. Each of the three cups in the set has a patented angled surface within the cup so you can measure out liquid ingredients while looking straight down into the measurer. This eliminates the need to bend down or lift the cup up to read the side. The set comes with three measurers in 4-cup, 2-cup, and 1-cup capacities and each measurer has cup, ounce, and milliliter measurement markings.” ($19.99)

For the ‘cardiac patient’
Cardiac Patient Steak Lovers Box | “The attributes of ostrich meat are well-known among health enthusiasts and restaurants serving customers requesting more low-fat, low cholesterol dishes. These fillets are hand cut from solid muscle, naturally tenderized and individually wrapped in sealed vacuum packages. They are pure ostrich meat with no composites or fibrin added. They have been approved by the American and British heart Associations and recommended by the American Diabetes Assoication. All our meat is American-raised with no drugs, hormones, anti-biotics or additives. All are inspected and stamped by USDA.” ($84.00)

For wannabe astronauts
Funky Space Food | Including freeze-dried ice cream, ice cream sandwiches and several varieties of fruit. ($1.85-19.95)

For someone who wants to learn more about wine
Wine for Dummies | A “friendly, un-intimidating guide to all there is to know about wine … the no-nonsense guide to buying, storing serving and talking about wine…” ($14.95)

For carnivores
Barbecue Branding Irons | “Avoid meat mix-ups by branding R(are), M(edium), or W(ell) onto your steaks. Simply heat irons in coals or gas flame and press into meat. Stainless steel with wooden handle.” ($9.95)

For your cookie monster
Bite-Size Gingerbread Cookies | “Too adorable to eat, but too delicious to resist! Traditional gingerbread Christmas shapes snowman, tree, candy cane, gift, and gingerbread men are transformed by exquisite hand decorating into bite-size works of art. A delightful gift or the highlight of a holiday cookie platter.” ( $19.95)

For your favorite jerk
Natural Smoked Game Jerky Combo | “Premium exotic game Jerky at its best. These are top round elk and bison steak strips slowly smoked over hickory chips. Nothing artificial. We start with all natural product; no hormones, steroids or antibiotics. We use simple products in our marinade, and we cut no corners. Sweet and tender.” ($38.95)

For cheese fiends
igourmet’s Favorite 8 Cheese Sampler | ” What could be better than to break out that prized bottle of wine youve been saving, served with some of the worlds greatest cheeses? The cheeses in the sampler are: 1) Blue – From Italys famed Lombardy region comes superb Mountain Gorgonzola. It is mild yet tangy, creamy yet firm, with a pale interior laced with streaks of blue. Delicious served the Italian way (drizzled with honey), it is a real treat for connoisseurs. 2) Nutty – Exta Aged Farmer Gouda is ripened for a full 18 months to develop its nutty, caramel-like flavor. It is always a crowd pleaser. 3) Fruity – Our White Stilton with Lemon Zest is the best selling blended cheese in England, and is rapidly becoming one of our most requested products. Extra creamy, deliciously tangy, with an unmistakable burst of lemon, this is sure to be the surprise hit at social hour. 4) Creamy – No holiday cheese assortment would be complete without authentic Camembert, produced exclusively in Normandy. With a slightly more robust flavor than its larger cousin Brie, this supple French classic is best enjoyed at room temperature. 5) Sheep – Malagon with Rosemary is made from 100%sheep’s milk. Aged for over 3 months, this cheese has a wonderfully firm texture and an herbed-flavor that comes from its rosemary-impregnated rind. 6) Goat – Famous chef Cas Spijkars spent years developing the recipe Dorothea, a remarkable Dutch goat cheese. Once tasted, never forgotten. 7) Sweet – St. Olof is a semi-soft, double rich delight hailing from Sweden, and is well suited to everyone, especially children. 8) Tangy – Our final selection is Coombe Farm Cheddar, a classic cheese from Somerset, England aged for a full 12 months. It possesses all the traits we have come to expect from an aged English cheddar while not being overly dry.” ($49.99)

For bacon lovers
The Bacon of the Month Club | “The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I’m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little. Join for yourself. Give yourself the gift of bacon.” ($140.00)

For the jolly family
Gingerbread House Kit | “This pre-baked gingerbread house, with tree, snowman, and ginger kid, awaits your decorator’s touch.” Have fun assembling it with your family this lovely holiday season. ($16.95)

For little cooks
Lifestyle Deluxe Kitchen with Realistic SoundsThe Bacon of the Month Club | “This incredible play kitchen from Step 2 looks and sounds just like a real kitchen. Featuring modern details and fun colors, the set has a granite-style countertop, crown molding, paneled cabinet doors and a framed window with working overhead light. The faux-stainless steel appliances make realistic cooking sounds, and the play sink has a pullout sprayer. Includes an electronic cordless telephone, 28-pc. accessory set and plenty of storage.” ($199.99)

Happy Holidays, everyone!

P.S.: We also made a gift guide for sandwich lovers.

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com