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This being our 2009 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:28:38 +0000

Well hello! It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on — stuff! The holidays are here and once again grocerylists.org is lending a caring, capitalistic hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life.

And if this doesn’t interest you then just go check out the newest lists added to the collection.

For the hungry gadget freak

4-slot Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Make delicious egg-and-muffin sandwiches at home in about four minutes with this multi-function toaster. The appliance can toast up to four slices of bread, English muffins, bagels, or croissants, while it simultaneously steam-poaches eggs and warms pre-cooked meat. It can also hard- or soft-boil up to eight eggs at a time thanks to the included egg basket. In addition to heating up pre-cooked meat, the two included meat trays can be used to heat slices of tomato or pineapple to accompany toast or a breakfast sandwich — the options are endless.” ($59.99)

For the mustard gun ketchup fiend

Oversized Gun Condiment Dispenser | “Pull out the big guns at your next backyard barbeque and watch them all run… toward you! Who needs boring old squeeze tubes for ketchup and mustard when you could be applying your favorite condiments with this super fun oversized pistol.” Get it while you can — this item was out of stock on several other web sites. ($26.00)

For the cork dork

Electric Wine-Bottle Opener | “When gathering with friends, it’s nice to be able to keep the wine flowing without having to retreat to the kitchen to open more bottles. This convenient, portable electric bottle opener can be kept close at hand, wherever the party ends up — in the living room, out on the back deck, or by the pool. The electric bottle opener offers a cordless design and enough power to effortlessly remove the cork from any bottle of wine in seconds. Even more, it can open up to 30 bottles on a single charge — simply attach it to any traditional wine bottle, push the button, and it takes care of the rest.” ($19.95)

For the real cook

Momofuku | “Chang, master restaurateur and chef, and Meehan, a New York Times food writer, join forces in this stellar collection of recipes from Chang’s restaurants—Momofuku, Ssäm Bar and Ko. Chang is a man possessed with a deep love of ramen and a clear passion for food. This book pays tribute to the humble noodle, which Chang has elevated to a near art form, and the wide array of cuisine he serves. Filled with 150 gorgeous, full-color photos and an engrossing narrative, this book is a treat for the eye, mind and palate… Be forewarned: Chang gears the cookbook to only the most experienced of cooks, with many dishes requiring several steps. Nevertheless, Chang presents a collection both stunning and engaging.” ($16.95)

For the pathetic loser

A Charlie Brown Christmas Tree | “Feeling a little minimalist this Christmas, get an exact replica of Charlie Brown’s Pathetic Christmas Tree immortalized in the famous holiday presentation. A pathetic tree deserves a pathetic picture. Perfect fit for small spaces, this 18″ tall pathetic tree can fit in just about anywhere with bendable wire branches, plastic needles, the classic criss-cross stand with one red ball decoration just like Charlie had! Remember that a pathetic tree doesn’t need any batteries, it doesn’t even have any lights!” ($16.95)

For the brownie-noser

Baker’s Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan | “We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper — thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges. If you agree, you’ll love the Edge Brownie Pan — it’s the only gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every brownie! The award-winning design also improves baking performance by circulating heat evenly to the pan’s middle, where food typically takes longer to bake. The Edge Brownie Pan has a single baking chamber that allows brownie batter to settle evenly, and the 9×12″ size is a perfect fit for box mixes, as well as most recipes for 9×9″ and 9×13″ conventional pans. A durable nonstick coating makes it easy to clean, and the recessed handles are an easy grab when the pan is turned upside down.” ($34.95)

For the ovenless pizza lover

Pizzazz Pizza Oven | “This 1,235-watt countertop oven makes pizza in about half the time required by a conventional oven. You don’t need to preheat it — it begins rotating and baking the moment you plug it in. There are independently controlled top and bottom heating elements, so all types (frozen or fresh) and sizes (7 to 12″) of pizza can be custom baked. With a rising-crust pizza, for example, you should run the lower heating element for 10-12 minutes before turning on the top element. For a crisper crust, bake the pizza with both heating elements, then finish it off with a few minutes of bottom-only heating. For extra cooking time on your toppings, leave the top element on a little longer. A timer with automatic shutoff lets you set cooking times precisely, and a cooking-time guide for various pizza types is printed on the pizza maker. For safety, the appliance shuts off automatically if it overheats.” ($42.00)

For the “whisky on the rocks” fella

Whisky Stones | “Skip the ice; Serve your drinks on the rocks. These innovative soapstone cubes were designed by Andrew Hellman, a big fan of single malt scotch, who wanted to chill his spirits without diluting them. After much research, he came up with the idea of using natural soapstone to chill drinks due to its softness (won’t scratch the glass) and its unique ability to retain temperature for extended periods of time. Milled in Perkinsville, Vermont by the oldest soapstone workshop in the United States. Simply chill the stones. Add three to your next drink, let stand for five minutes and enjoy.” ($20.00)

For the beer glutton

Mr. Beer Premium Gold Edition Home Brew Kit | “Everything required to brew 2 batches (4 gallons) of beer at home. Includes: brew keg, 2 standard refill brew packs (Classic American and Cowboy Lager), 8 re-usable 1-liter bottles w/caps and labels, Brewing w/Mr. Beer Booklet and easy to follow instructions.” Also available: The Mr. Beer Deluxe Edition Home Microbrewery System, the Mr. Beer Deluxe Bottling System and a wide variety of refill packs for different types of beer. ($46.55)

For the family-style cook who wants to take things to the next level

Ad Hoc at Home | “Amazon Best Books of the Month, November 2009: You don’t often see the name Thomas Keller mixed with words like ‘accessible’ or ‘home cook,’ but with Ad Hoc at Home, the award-winning chef presents a collection of recipes destined for the center of the table at casual family gatherings. Don’t throw away your whole notion of ‘quick and easy,’ though, as this is still a casual cookbook filtered through the genius mind of the man behind The French Laundry Cookbook, but the sense of whimsy and the pure joy of Keller doing his version of comfort food proves irresistible. The inspiration for his restaurant Ad Hoc was the simple family meals created and served by the staff at his restaurants. As he says in the introduction, ‘here is food meant to be served from big bowls and platters passed hand to hand at the table. And with dishes like Buttermilk Fried Chicken and Pineapple Upside-Down Cake, who’s going to argue with that?” ($22.75)

For cool kids who like lists

To-Do List | “To-Do List inspires young and old not to take life too seriously. The “tasks” on Maya’s to-do list range from the everyday-buy milk, be less messy, go on vacation, make friends, and no fighting — to the exceptional — dance like an octopus, hug flowers, star gaze, smile giant, eat sweets, and count clouds. Each “task” is adorned with an ink drawing that has been painstakingly hand-rendered in astonishing detail. Soon enough, your own to-do list will include enjoying the novelties found on every page.” We have an autographed copy of this and our kids love it. Very cute. ($10.36)

For the perpetual kid

Play-Doh Cologne Spray | “Those fresh-from-the-can, full-of-potential, childhood memories… Now in a convenient spray! This Play-Doh Cologne was created to celebrate the 50th Birthday of Play-Doh! Hasbro said the fragrance is ‘meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.’ Close your eyes and you’re back in kindergarten all over again! It’s amazing how the scent of Play-Doh can take you to another time and place.” ($19.99)

For the analog photographer

The Slide And Negative to Digital Picture Converter | “This device converts old 35mm slides and film negatives into digital images without the need for a computer, allowing you to easily preserve your memories. Slides and negatives are placed into a tray that aligns each properly. Images can be immediately previewed on the built-in 2 1/2″ TFT color display; the touch of a button converts the image instantly and stores it on the converter’s 32 MB flash memory (which can store up to 56 pictures) as a JPEG file. It includes an SD memory card slot (4 GB microSD/miniSD/SD adapter card sold below will store up to 5,715 pictures). When the built-in memory becomes full, you can transfer images to a Mac or a PC running Windows XP, Vista, or Windows 7. You can also connect it directly to a TV to view the conversion process or your converted images.” ($129.95)

For the seriously hard of humor

Deer Revenge Figurine | “This hilarious Deer Revenge Figurine features a crafty buck who’s turned the tables on his would-be rival! Resin figure is a great gag gift for hunters!” If that’s not awesome enough, how about the Praying Biker Figure or the Animated Flashing Santa? Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. Hardy-har-har. ($11.98)

For the salthound

The Best Salts in The World | “1. Alaea: Hawaiian Sea Salt is fine & coarse is the traditional Hawaiian Sea Salt. Hawaiian Red Clay adds nutrients and flavor to this unique salt. 2. Bali Coconut & Lime Smoked Sea Salt: Is a tropical sea salt that has been smoked over coconut shells and kaffir lime leaves. 3. Cyprus: Mediterranean Flake Salt is a favorite among professional chefs. The unique pyramid shaped crystals have a fresh ocean flavor and a satisfying crunch. 4. Cyprus: Cyprus Black Lava Flake Salt is Mediterranean Sea salt combined with activated charcoal.Ideal for table side presentation. 5. Fleur de Sel de Guérande: Is accepted by many chefs as the best finishing salt in the world. 6. Flor de Sal: Portuguese is premium hand harvested sea salt from Portugal. Young salt crystals are skimmed from the surface of salt ponds… etc… etc…” ($139.00)

And finally, for the people who are odd enough to appreciate this odd little digital web site — our very own analog book!

Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” ($13.59)

And if you don’t want that one, try my other book, “50 SAD CHAIRS!” ($5.99)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out our other GLC gift guides in the “related posts” links below.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2007 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:45:00 +0000

It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on… stuff! The holidays are here and for the 3rd year in a row grocerylists.org is lending a caring, capitalistic hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “And you thought the drive-thru was fast! Make your favorite breakfast sandwiches — at home — in minutes. The Egg & Muffin Toaster brings innovation to the toaster category by combining the functions of a toaster and an egg poacher into one easy-to-use appliance. It even heats your breakfast sausage or bacon! The Egg & Muffin can be used solely as a full functioning toaster or poacher or can be used simultaneously to make the ultimate breakfast sandwich in just 4 minutes! Simply add the necessary ingredients and start the machine.” ($29.88)

For the know-it-all cook
Foodie Fight game | “Calling all food lovers!! This deliciously addictive trivia game allows players to strut their culinary stuff and prove who is the smartest foodie of them all. With a thousand questions on topics ranging from culinary science to celeb chefs, it is a feast o’ fun from Chronicle Books.” ($18.95)

For those with messy, soupy, saucy stirring residue on their counters
Lazy Spoon | “Ever on the lookout for unusual spoons, we’ve uncovered a lazy one. This spoon rests comfortably on the edge of your pot waiting patiently for you to stir or serve. Beautifully crafted from Wild Cherry Wood, it is a functional work of art. Available for right or left handed cooks. Handmade in the USA. Measures 12″.” ($27.00)

For the chewy brownie edge eater freaks
Edge Brownie Pan | “For corner brownie fans and chewy edge lovers, it’s a dream come true — a gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every serving! It’s the Edge Brownie Pan from Baker’s Edge, and it’s the first (and only) brownie pan specifically designed for chewy edge lovers. The pan’s patented sidewalls also improve baking performance by circulating heat evenly to the pan’s middle, where food typically takes longer to bake. The size is just right — 9″ x 12″ x 2″, so it’s a perfect fit for box mixes and most recipes for 9″ x 9″ and 9″ x 13″ conventional pans. The pan also has a quality nonstick coating and smooth, round corners for quick and easy clean-up.” ($34.95)

For the lobster lover
Live Maine Lobsters | “Point, click and crack at LobsterAnywhere.com — home of the finest live Maine lobster and fresh seafood delivered overnight. Our live lobsters are local, hard shell and always fresh all year long! We’ve built a great reputation by only shipping premium hard-shell Maine lobster and fresh seafood. No Boston lobster here. Caught by local fisherman, direct from Maine. Live Lobster Maine is in season all year long.” ($Variable)

For those keen on green
Avocado of the Month Club | “You’re probably well familiar with California’s most popular avocado — the Hass. With a subscription to Avocado of the Month Club you’ll get some of the best tasting Hass avocados you’ve ever had every month. But the delicious taste of Hass is only the beginning of your avocado adventure! As they become available throughout the year your subscription will include other delicious fruits like the Bacon, Reed, Lamb Hass, Zutano, Pinkerton, Ettinger and even the stunning Nabal with fruits reaching over 1lb. each!” ($365.35)

For the recently broken-hearted
“The Ex” — unique chrome knife holder | “THE EX, A radical alternative to the typical block o’ wood, will revolutionize the way you store your knives! No knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute? This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion — STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives! Makes a perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece! Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure.” ($$99.95)

For the person that wants a customized cookbook
TasteBook | “We started with a very simple idea—to remix the cookbook. As a group of food-loving, culinary junkies who aspire to become great cooks someday, we set out to create the perfect cookbook: A personal cookbook that reflects individual tastes, cultures, and culinary aspirations. A fresh cookbook that’s never frozen. You can add more recipes whenever you want. A collaborative cookbook that’s made with a little help from your friends. And then we took it one step further. Why not pair up with cookbook authors, editors, and bloggers, call them Guest TasteMakers, and have them create TasteBooks anyone can order or remix themselves? Oh, and yes, we definitely wanted to be able to add recipes from that funky folder. Now that’s tasty.” ($Variable)

For the game lover
Puzzle appetizer plates | ” Jigsaw. Just the piece you’ve been missing: our interactive white porcelain plate sized for appetizers, tastings, desserts. A fun get-together interlocked for serving in a row or grid at table or buffet. Porcelain with a dipped white glaze, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.” ($2.95)

For the farmless city slicker
Rent Mother Nature | “Since 1979, Rent Mother Nature has supported New England family farms by offering our customers an opportunity to share in these natural harvests. You can surprise that special someone by ‘Renting’ them a maple tree for pure maple syrup, beehives for distinctive honeys, pistachio trees, coffee trees, apple trees, peach trees, citrus trees, sheep (for a blanket), cows (for Brie or Cheddar cheese), and much, much more! For over a quarter-century of Renting Mother Nature, the harvests have always been delivered (right to our customers’ doors).” ($Variable)

For someone with lots of dough
Bread Keeper/Slicer | “Keep breads and home baked goods fresh longer with this clear plastic bread keeper. The bread container has a built-in slicing guide which allows you to cut even slices every time. This bread box is expandable and can accommodate a loaf up 11″ x 6 1/4″. Air vents help maintain adequate air circulation to create an ideal storage environment for baked goods.” ($12.74)

For the future coronary victim that you love
Bacon Salt | “Our mission in life is to make everything taste like real, delicious bacon, without the fat or calories. You can contribute to this cause by making a purchase below. Choose from 3 bacon-filled flavors — Original, Hickory and Peppered — or buy all 3!” ($4.49)

For the coffee snob
Lello 1375 Cremissimo Ariete Espresso/Cappuccino Maker | “Constructed of heavy-duty stainless steel and simple-to-use controls, this 950-watt espresso/cappuccino machine makes it easy to brew cafe-quality coffee drinks. The unit’s high-performance ThermoBlock 15-bar pump-driven system provides uniform and constant pump pressure to make a superior espresso with good crema and a frothy thick milk cappuccino. Its removable 2-1/4-quart water reservoir can be refilled from the top at any time during operation, and a cup-warming area allows up to nine cups to be warmed before use. Designed in sleek, attractive housing, the espresso/cappuccino maker measures 9-1/2 by 9-1/4 by 12-1/2 inches and carries a one-year limited warranty.” ($119.99)

For the crybaby cook
Nor Pro Stainless Steel Onion Holder | “Holds food secure while you cut even, thin slices. This 18/10 stainless steel slicing is ideal for slicing onions and tomatoes. The onion holder features a stainless steel handle with sharp, heavy-duty prongs.” ($8.00)

For the alcoholic who doesn’t like the taste of liquor
Twist ‘n Shot gelatin cups | “The solution to the pesky problem of getting your gelatin shots out of the glass. Twist the rim of the cup to release the gelatin. The new Twist ‘n Shot makes it easy to get your shot out with one simple twist of the wrist. Our Twist ‘n Shot gelatin cups come in 4 fun colors: Blue, pink, yellow and orange, and are available for purchase in 3 different package sizes” ($13.99)

For someone on a roll
Kaiser Bakeware Rolling Pin with Upright Handles | “The vertical handles on this rolling pin are no gimmick. They help to provide a firm grip, making it easy to apply a firm steady pressure for perfectly rolled dough and pastry. The handles also keep hands clear of the work surface, encouraging a smooth motion without the risk of bumped knuckles. Made by Kaiser Bakeware, the rolling pin is constructed from durable solid hardwood. It measures 11 inches wide, meaning that it can be used to roll out bar-cookies or pizza crusts inside a standard-sized jellyroll pan. Heavy-duty bearings ensure years of trouble-free use, and a wipe-clean finish makes cleanup quick and easy.” ($20.00)

For the people who likes this very site — our very own book!
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” ($13.59)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out last year’s GLC gift guide and the first one from 2005.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2006 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:22:00 +0000

It’s that time again! Yes, it’s time to spend lots of money on… stuff! The holidays are here and grocerylists.org is lending a helping hand by seeking out the coolest gifts this season for all the special people in your life. Prices accurate as of 30 Nov 2006.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” (~~$38.89~~ now $33.99)

For the phenomenally geeky foodie
Molecular Gastronomy: Exploring the Science of Flavor | “Originally published in France, This book documents the sensory phenomena of eating and uses basic physics to put to bed many culinary myths. In each short chapter This presents a piece of debatable conventional wisdom — such as whether it is better to make a stock by placing meat in already boiling water, or water before it is boiled-and gives its history, often quoting famous French chefs, before making scientific pronouncements. In the chapter on al dente pasta, for instance, This discusses pasta-making experiments, the science behind cooking it and whether it is better to use oil or butter to prevent it from sticking. Most of the discussions revolve around common practices and phenomenon — chilling wine, why spices are spicy, how to best cool a hot drink…” (~~$29.95~~ currently on sale for $19.77!)

For the person who needs a new toilet seat
Deluxe Plastic Toilet Seat with Blue Bubbles | “This opaque, light blue toilet seat features a fun and interesting design of suspended bubbles. Built from durable plastic, the seat comes with chrome hinges to attach it to the toilet. Installation instructions are included. The seat fits standard-sized toilet bowls and is super easy to care for. Simply hand wash it with ordinary household detergents.” ($39.39 — was $60.00!)

For the those who were mullet’d and/or Madonna’d in the 1980s
Classic 1980s Candies | “The 80′s Decade Box contains: Nik-L-Nip Wax Bottles, Pixy Stix, Bit-o-Honey, Laffy Taffy, Jawbusters, Lemonheads, Rainbow Coconut Bar, Flicks, Tart ‘n Tinys, Lotsa Fizz, Atomic Fire Balls, Jolly Joes, Tom’s Peanut Butter Logs, Fizz Wiz, Wonka Bottlecaps, Wax Fangs, Lifesaver Pops, Bubble Gum Cigarettes, Smoothie Peanut Butter Cup, Zours, Wink Soda, Goetze’s Cow Tail, Candy Stix Cigarettes, Giant Sweetarts, Zero Bar, Charleston Chew Chocolate, Now & Later, Candy Necklace, Bubblicious Paradise, Freshen-Up Bubble Gum, Jungle Jollies, Good ‘n Plenty, Saf-T-Pops Swirl, Tiny Chiclets.” ($29.95)

For the impatient imbiber
The One-Minute Drink Chiller | “Eliminating the wait associated with trying to rapidly cool packaged beverages, this device chills drinks 90 times faster than a refrigerator, and 40 times faster than a freezer (without risk of freezing). It cools cans of soda to 38 F in just one minute, and can chill a bottle of white wine to the low-50s F in less than four minutes. Ideal for last-minute dining events, as well as sporting events (a 12-volt car adapter is included), the chiller stops automatically when your drink reaches the correct temperature and is capable of holding one 12-oz. can or one wine bottle.” ($89.95)

For slobs who get peanut butter and jelly all over the furniture
Cut-N-Seal | “A new twist on pocket sandwiches and tarts! Place your favorite filling between two layers of dough or bread, then cut and seal. 3 1/2 inches.” ($8.75)

For that lameass singer-songwriter you know
Vintage Vinyl Record Snack Tray | “Designer Jeff Davis of Brooklyn has put a new spin on recycling by rescuing records and creating fascinating works of functional art. His vinyl snack trays are created from actual 12″ albums and are perfect for fruit, chips or dry snacks. Individually made in New York, the shallow tray has the original album label intact and protected with a clear mylar seal. The ‘Crooners’ genre consists of essential artists such as Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin and Tom Jones! ‘Rock Essentials’ genre also available” — and there are coasters too! ($24.99 for the tray, $18.99 for a set of six coasters)

For the deep fried fiend
DeLonghi D650UX Cool Touch Deluxe Deep Fryer | “Make it all from chicken to chips, with an Exclusive Easy Oil Drainage feature, anti-odor filters, a nonstick interior and a viewing window that lets you keep your eye on the whole process. Exterior stays cool to the touch. 2.2 lb. capacity. With the extra-large frying basket, you can accommodate almost any type of food. And with the easy-clean oil drain system, you can forget about dealing with messy, hot oil. This ingenious system makes draining and recycling cooking oil safe and easy. Simply open the door on the front of the unit and drain!” ($49.99 after $20 rebate)

For the fabulously wealthy do-it-yourselfer
Ruffoni Distillator Set | “This lustrous copper distillator set from Ruffoni makes a cool decorative piece for a bar or shelf. Handcrafted in Italy, it is fully functional and can be used to distill water, perfume, flowers or vinegar. Its copper construction distributes heat evenly when cooking with no hot spots. Hand wash only. Imported.” ($445.50)

For the person who has a crappy corkscrew
Rabbit Wine Opener Gift Set | “A great gift for a wine lover, this powerful, award-winning tool effortlessly extracts the cork from any wine bottle in 3 seconds with simple lever action. Handles with comfortable rubberized padding easily clamp onto a bottle’s neck; the lever drives the tough worm into the cork with a push and then pulls the cork out cleanly with a simple pull. Releasing the cork involves the same action, only with the handles clamped onto the cork. Ruggedly constructed of polycarbonate and reinforced nylon, the cork puller has the heft of a fine, precise high-tech tool and comes by its name, Rabbit, because it resembles a bunny’s head.” (Originally $110.00 but now on sale for just $34.99)

For early adopters with dirty floors
The First Robotic Floor Washer | “Called ‘the first consumer robot to replace the mop and bucket’ by Popular Science magazine, the Scooba (invented by the experts who created the Roomba) is the automatic robot that efficiently and simultaneously prepares, washes, scrubs, and dries tile, linoleum, or sealed hardwood floors, without human intervention.” ($299.95)

For the person who likes to put local coffee shops out of business
Starbucks Sonata | “There is no need to travel for this authentic Starbucks coffeehouse experience. Mild and flavorful Breakfast Blend, light and lively House Blend, full and earthy Sumatra and dark smoky French Roast coffee can be made right at home. Starbucks hot chocolate, assorted Tazo teas and chocolate hazelnut biscotti are arranged in this jute basket with a coffee scoop and two large Starbucks coffee mugs that will remind them of this wonderful gift throughout their day.” ($39.95)

For your sweet-toothed sow
Licorice Piglets | “Cute mini-piggies await your cravings. Even a tightly topped tin can’t contain these irresistible piggies. Handfuls of red and black, for those on each side of the licorice fence. Red licorice, 8 oz.; black licorice, 8 oz.; 1 lb. total.” ($15.00)

For that strangely sexy girl who likes to cook
Stella Retro Apron in Scotch Green Fabric | “Stella was designed to be the apron you always hoped to find at a flea market but never do. With choice of button placement to adjust length, and a tie waist to adjust width, Stella fits a variety of sizes and shapes. The front vertical piping slims and flatters no matter how decadent your kitchen creations tend to be. Two roomy pockets hold a spoon, tissue, spare change or just your hands with comfort and style. 100% cotton.” ($40.00)

For the caffeine freak couch potato
Slanted Mug | “We’ve all done it! Precariously placed a glass or mug containing our favorite beverage on our lap, only to have it spill on our clothes, not to mention our favourite chair. This mug’s uniquely shaped base allows you to nest it easily and securely in your lap. Available in white, orange and terra cotta.” Scroll down the page to see. ($35.00)

For that snotty person in your life
Booger Boy Boris Egg Separator | “Some people complained that our Peter Petrie Egg Separator was too tasteful. So we had to find something even grosser. Meet Booger Boy Boris! This rude little fellow is actually a useful kitchen tool. Crack in an egg, tilt it forward and watch the white part drip through the nostrils. Boris will even lend a helping hand… well, helping FINGER.” ($12.99 )

And for fans of grocerylists.org, our very own book!
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found | “This book is a compilation of abandoned grocery lists that have been discovered in grocery carts, market floors, and parking lots across the country. If we are what we eat, then this book reveals deep truths about the average American (not to mention more mundane truths like a surprising number of people enjoy onions, and, for most people, mayonnaise is very, very difficult to spell). Separated into chapters (funny lists, sad lists, unhealthy lists, organized lists) the book also includes commentary by the author and some very special recipes created from found grocery lists. Sidebars and food facts round out the menu.” This won’t be on shelves until May 2007, but you can pre-order it now! (~~$19.99~~ currently on sale for $13.59!)

There you go. For more great gift ideas, check out last year’s gift guide.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2006 Halloween Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:16:00 +0000

It’s time for the first (soon-to-be) annual grocerylists.org Halloween Gift Guide. Treats, tricks, costumes and some fun gift and party suggestions. Prices current as of the last week of September 2006. Enjoy!

For anyone and everyone
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (DVD) | “Charlie Brown gets rocks in his trick-or-treat bag, Linus awaits a visitation from the Great Pumpkin in his terribly sincere pumpkin patch (while the adoring little Sally sits tight with him), Snoopy falls asleep, Lucy harasses Schroeder, and Pig-Pen kicks up a dust storm even beneath his costume in this classic television broadcast. Funny stuff, but also graced with Charles Schultz’s more poignant and gently satiric themes from the 1960s on the influence of faith, failure, and hope in our lives.” ($12.88)

For cookie aficionados who entertain in style
Halloween Cookie Collection | “Almost too scary to eat … but positively too delicious not to. One dozen scrumptious cookies, artfully decorated for the season and delivered in the handsome lidded gift box shown. Kids love them (of course), but they might also make a fun way to break the ice at a formal dinner party.” ($29.95)

For curiously soft, whole-grain babies
Infant Wonder Bread Costume | “Wonder Bread Loafing around, waiting for all the ohhs and ahhs to begin! Sleeveless poly fleece bunting with attached hood easily fits over clothes. Self-stick fabric snaps at bottom provide easy access for changing diapers. Machine wash. Imported. 3-12 mos.” ($24.98)

For macabre psychos
Bates Motel Sign | “The perfect ‘welcome’ sign for your home. Electric, plastic sign with chain attached for easy hanging. ‘Vacancy’ portion blinks just like the original one in the classic horror movie, Psycho! Measures 16 in x 16 in x 2.25 in.” ($29.99)

For your partyin’ pooch
Hot Dog Halloween Costume |”This Halloween, your dog will really be the HOT DOG you always knew he or she could be. Available in Ketchep or Mustard condiments. Adorable pet costumes make any pet the life of the party. They dress up any pet to turn any occasion into a humorous photo opportunity.” ($16.89)

For egomaniacal children (aren’t they all?)
Smilin’ Pumpkin Apparel | “‘Carved’ exclusively for them. our Smilin’ Pumpkin Apparel is the perfect way for all boys and ghouls to get in the Halloween spirit! We custom personalize each happy and glowing pumpkin smile with their first name making it fun to wear to school, halloween parties, or the annual pumpkin patch hayride!” ($12.95-24.95)

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | Perfect for cool fall mornings: “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” ($39.99)

For retro trick-or-treaters
Candy you ate as a kid® | “Send a 4 lb. ‘Candy you ate as a kid®’ assortment with a personalized candy box top. A Halloween gift no one will forget! Each candy box measures 12x9x3 inches and is jammed with over 70 of your old time favorites [choose candy from the 1950s through the 1980s].” ($34.99)

For coineseurs of creepy deliciousness
Godiva Chocolate: Pumpkin Patch Truffles | “A seasonal delicacy. Our popular pumpkin truffles are filled with creamypumpkin-spice ganache, covered in milk chocolate and dusted with cinnamon. Positively wicked. Kosher OU-D.” ($12.50)

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com

This being our 2005 Holiday Gift Guide

Bill Keaggy — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:25:00 +0000

It’s time for the first (soon-to-be) annual grocerylists.org Holiday Gift Guide — because I’m stuck in bed, sick and miserable, and have already watched all my “Mr. Show” DVDs three times! Anyway, if you know someone who loves food, loves preparing food, or loves playing with food, they’ll love you if you buy them one of these gifts this holiday season. Prices accurate as of 28 Nov 2005.

For the gadget freak
Egg & Muffin Toaster | “Need toast? You’ve got it. Want a poached or hard boiled egg? It’s yours. And if you want them together in your favorite breakfast sandwich, the Egg & Muffin Toaster also warms your pre-cooked meat. Bingo… Ready to eat in about 4 minutes. It’s sort of the drive-thru breakfast without the drive.” ($39.39)

For someone you love
1lb Box Handmade Truffles | Mmmmmmmm, oh you yummy bite-sized petit fours, made from chocolate, ganache and flavorings. Buy that special someone some decadent handmade Belgian confections from A Bountiful Harvest. ($36.95)

For poopyhead candy freaks
Kooky Christmas Candy | Because whenever I think I of a white Christmas, I think of yellow snow. Then I think of poop. Then… candy! ($4.99)

For the cook in your life
Angled Measuring Cup Set | “With a simple design alteration, OXO has revolutionized a seemingly ordinary kitchen staple, making it doubtful that you’ll ever go back to using a conventional measuring cup again. Each of the three cups in the set has a patented angled surface within the cup so you can measure out liquid ingredients while looking straight down into the measurer. This eliminates the need to bend down or lift the cup up to read the side. The set comes with three measurers in 4-cup, 2-cup, and 1-cup capacities and each measurer has cup, ounce, and milliliter measurement markings.” ($19.99)

For the ‘cardiac patient’
Cardiac Patient Steak Lovers Box | “The attributes of ostrich meat are well-known among health enthusiasts and restaurants serving customers requesting more low-fat, low cholesterol dishes. These fillets are hand cut from solid muscle, naturally tenderized and individually wrapped in sealed vacuum packages. They are pure ostrich meat with no composites or fibrin added. They have been approved by the American and British heart Associations and recommended by the American Diabetes Assoication. All our meat is American-raised with no drugs, hormones, anti-biotics or additives. All are inspected and stamped by USDA.” ($84.00)

For wannabe astronauts
Funky Space Food | Including freeze-dried ice cream, ice cream sandwiches and several varieties of fruit. ($1.85-19.95)

For someone who wants to learn more about wine
Wine for Dummies | A “friendly, un-intimidating guide to all there is to know about wine … the no-nonsense guide to buying, storing serving and talking about wine…” ($14.95)

For carnivores
Barbecue Branding Irons | “Avoid meat mix-ups by branding R(are), M(edium), or W(ell) onto your steaks. Simply heat irons in coals or gas flame and press into meat. Stainless steel with wooden handle.” ($9.95)

For your cookie monster
Bite-Size Gingerbread Cookies | “Too adorable to eat, but too delicious to resist! Traditional gingerbread Christmas shapes snowman, tree, candy cane, gift, and gingerbread men are transformed by exquisite hand decorating into bite-size works of art. A delightful gift or the highlight of a holiday cookie platter.” ( $19.95)

For your favorite jerk
Natural Smoked Game Jerky Combo | “Premium exotic game Jerky at its best. These are top round elk and bison steak strips slowly smoked over hickory chips. Nothing artificial. We start with all natural product; no hormones, steroids or antibiotics. We use simple products in our marinade, and we cut no corners. Sweet and tender.” ($38.95)

For cheese fiends
igourmet’s Favorite 8 Cheese Sampler | ” What could be better than to break out that prized bottle of wine youve been saving, served with some of the worlds greatest cheeses? The cheeses in the sampler are: 1) Blue – From Italys famed Lombardy region comes superb Mountain Gorgonzola. It is mild yet tangy, creamy yet firm, with a pale interior laced with streaks of blue. Delicious served the Italian way (drizzled with honey), it is a real treat for connoisseurs. 2) Nutty – Exta Aged Farmer Gouda is ripened for a full 18 months to develop its nutty, caramel-like flavor. It is always a crowd pleaser. 3) Fruity – Our White Stilton with Lemon Zest is the best selling blended cheese in England, and is rapidly becoming one of our most requested products. Extra creamy, deliciously tangy, with an unmistakable burst of lemon, this is sure to be the surprise hit at social hour. 4) Creamy – No holiday cheese assortment would be complete without authentic Camembert, produced exclusively in Normandy. With a slightly more robust flavor than its larger cousin Brie, this supple French classic is best enjoyed at room temperature. 5) Sheep – Malagon with Rosemary is made from 100%sheep’s milk. Aged for over 3 months, this cheese has a wonderfully firm texture and an herbed-flavor that comes from its rosemary-impregnated rind. 6) Goat – Famous chef Cas Spijkars spent years developing the recipe Dorothea, a remarkable Dutch goat cheese. Once tasted, never forgotten. 7) Sweet – St. Olof is a semi-soft, double rich delight hailing from Sweden, and is well suited to everyone, especially children. 8) Tangy – Our final selection is Coombe Farm Cheddar, a classic cheese from Somerset, England aged for a full 12 months. It possesses all the traits we have come to expect from an aged English cheddar while not being overly dry.” ($49.99)

For bacon lovers
The Bacon of the Month Club | “The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I’m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little. Join for yourself. Give yourself the gift of bacon.” ($140.00)

For the jolly family
Gingerbread House Kit | “This pre-baked gingerbread house, with tree, snowman, and ginger kid, awaits your decorator’s touch.” Have fun assembling it with your family this lovely holiday season. ($16.95)

For little cooks
Lifestyle Deluxe Kitchen with Realistic SoundsThe Bacon of the Month Club | “This incredible play kitchen from Step 2 looks and sounds just like a real kitchen. Featuring modern details and fun colors, the set has a granite-style countertop, crown molding, paneled cabinet doors and a framed window with working overhead light. The faux-stainless steel appliances make realistic cooking sounds, and the play sink has a pullout sprayer. Includes an electronic cordless telephone, 28-pc. accessory set and plenty of storage.” ($199.99)

Happy Holidays, everyone!

P.S.: We also made a gift guide for sandwich lovers.

Love,
The GLC Crew and keaggy.com